My boyfriend’s been wanting to get black ops 2 to play and I thought of gifting it to him. Well, that fucker almost ruined that plan today so naturally I had to wing it and make sure that wasn’t goin to happen. I turned into a pathological liar, controlling, psycho bitch by telling him that Gamestop’s CEO is a bigot and he’s not allowed to shop there (even though I just went to Starbucks that morning) and that he just wasn’t allowed to buy the game, any game but that game. Then I drove him to my house and ditched him there for an “interview” I had.
I drove to the bank to pull out money and went to Gamestop to buy Black Ops 2. When I got home I hid it in an old pizza box and then handed it to him. He was pretty stoked :) I for sure thought he knew I was up to something when I got an “I love you” text when I was in the store.