My boyfriend’s been wanting to get black ops 2 to play and I thought of gifting it to him. Well, that fucker almost ruined that plan today so naturally I had to wing it and make sure that wasn’t goin to happen. I turned into a pathological liar, controlling, psycho bitch by telling him that Gamestop’s CEO is a bigot and he’s not allowed to shop there (even though I just went to Starbucks that morning) and that he just wasn’t allowed to buy the game, any game but that game. Then I drove him to my house and ditched him there for an “interview” I had.

I drove to the bank to pull out money and went to Gamestop to buy Black  Ops 2. When I got home I hid it in an old pizza box and then handed it to him. He was pretty stoked :) I for sure thought he knew I was up to something when I got an “I love you” text when I was in the store.

I thought I had stomach cramps but it was just my pants pinching my stomach after eating tacobell.

kyssthis16:

dynastylnoire:

covenesque:

dettolmami:

deutschlandsgloria:

We let a baboon in the white house, that’s what.





how this dood look 15, 45, and 105 all at once tho?he’s like 12 and his face looks like its seen both world wars and remembers when korea was one country. omgggggggg

kyssthis16:

dynastylnoire:

covenesque:

dettolmami:

deutschlandsgloria:

We let a baboon in the white house, that’s what.

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how this dood look 15, 45, and 105 all at once tho?

he’s like 12 and his face looks like its seen both world wars and remembers when korea was one country. omgggggggg

nightofthelivingdean:

They’re everywhere

nightofthelivingdean:

They’re everywhere

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

eccostarling:

Hello tumblr world. suicidegirlsoficial suicidegirls

Chocolate chNips

eccostarling:

Hello tumblr world. suicidegirlsoficial suicidegirls

Chocolate chNips

I just added this to my closet on Poshmark: Guess wallet. (http://bit.ly/1wohog7) #poshmark #fashion #shopping #shopmycloset

I just added this to my closet on Poshmark: Guess wallet. (http://bit.ly/1wohog7) #poshmark #fashion #shopping #shopmycloset

mystiquemonique:

Fave snap fo life

mystiquemonique:

Fave snap fo life

theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees


omfg

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

omfg

dilfgod:

"yall need jesus" 

"please go to church"

"I’ll pray for you"

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"It takes a long time for women to feel it’s alright to be chingona. To aspire to be a chingona!…You are saying, ‘This is my camino, this is my path and I’m gonna follow it, regardless of what culture says.’ I don’t think the church likes chingonas. I don’t think the state likes chingonas.! And fathers definitely do not like chingonas. And boyfriends don’t like chingonas. But, you know, I remain optimistic. I will meet a man who likes a chingona, one day. One day, my chingon will come."
Sandra Cisneros (from HBO’s “The Latino List”)